Miracle #0010
Before you get a hard on, its not a coffee dick. Its a message in a bottle. yes. it just appeared in my mel gibsons day mug and i can barely believe it myself. The message reads as follows:
Dear Mel Gibson,
Why did you make that movie? Are you a drug addict? C’mon man… I love you, but.. fuck.
BTW, You’re still not getting into Heaven.
Love Jesus.
1 year ago