Disaster #0001
I dropped it. I dropped coffee dick. There I was, tossing him up n down, talking to a colleage on the way to get a coffee. and one slip and… I fucken dropped coffee dick. CRACK! The sound of a mug smashing up and we both knew before we looked at the ground that I’d ruined the mug. but when I looked… wait… wait one fucking minute… one piece? just a hairline crack??
I’ll fill it up, maybe it won’t leak.
It leaked.
Fuck, sticky tape, that’ll hold it!
Still leaked.
I’ll patch it up with mums nail polish. maybe that’ll hold it?!
maybe… fucking please god, please goddamit for fucking chrissake let this mother bitch live on.
I’ll let you know if it worked… (yet to be tested)
pray with me, please.
To be continued…
1 year ago