Miracle #0013
Well, Coffeedick is back from his world tour. It’s great to see him back, but he has returned a jaded and bitter mug. He tastes of hatred and scorn and with each sip you feel the loss of a fragment of your soul. It’s delicious if I’m honest.
Still, he is in a dark place. It just amazes me that after everything he’s been through, he still has a dick of delicious dried dregs deep down.
1 year ago