Miracle#0011
Hello loyal followers. I’ve missed you. First up I must apologise for my absence. I’m sincerely sorry. After my message in a bottle from jesus I went a little crazy. I quit my job and went on a 7 month spiritual journey, which found me living in a bombed out aeroplane somewhere in a dessert in russia or maybe it was israel. I can’t remember, jesus guided me there and all I could see on the journey was jesus and mel gibson.
After months of meditation it suddenly dawned on me that I was hungry, so I have returned home to melbourne. I ate a small McChicken meal and a Deluxe cheeseburger, which is only available for a limited time and is fairly delicious. I got a new job to pay for the food as well.
Meanwhile, coffee dick has been patiently waiting for my return. Tomorrow, I will bring coffee dick to work and make mel gibsons day. I can only pray that he will forgive me.
Love.
6 months ago